1 c. fat-free half-and-half (i don't know how they do that, but they do)
1-14oz can sweetened condensed milk
1 1/3 c. whiskey
2 tbsp strongly brewed coffee (made mine in french press)
2 tbsp chocolate syrup
1 tsp vanilla extract
-stir vigorously, chill, serve!
i made mini irish car bombs with this (mini because i can't drink a whole guinness at once, let alone with a shot of bailey's too), but it didn't curdle like irish car bombs usually do. i think because it didn't have the fat of the heavy cream in it like regular irish cream does. but it was goo-ood!